So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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