I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
