I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
not ubering you a puppy
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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