That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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