Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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