I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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