What did we do last night that was yellow?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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