i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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