this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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