I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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