i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Is that strawberry winking at me??
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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