it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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