Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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