He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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