they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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