yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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