return my video game
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
did you just send me my own nude
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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