He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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