sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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