I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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