i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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