Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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