dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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