we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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