Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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