im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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