No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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