Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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