she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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