do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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