Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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