So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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