Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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