he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
its not stalking. its research.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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