Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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