hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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