so explain again why im purple
no
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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