if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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