He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
is wine microwaveable?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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