I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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