It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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