You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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