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(317): View more from Indiana

She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples

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(612): View more from Minnesota

When are you freeeeeeeeee?

(612): View more from Minnesota

My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.

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(913): View more from Kansas

the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job

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(314): View more from Missouri

hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?

(573): View more from Missouri

pat the guy you slept with

(314): View more from Missouri

still need a last name

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(518): View more from New York

You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

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(239): View more from Florida

Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does

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(248): View more from Michigan

you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits

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(607): View more from New York

she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on

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(803): View more from South Carolina

What the hell was that?

(251): View more from Alabama

Genius. It was sheer genius.

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