I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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