i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
North Korea, Best Korea!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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