Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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