just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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