her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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