Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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