Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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