I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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