I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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