If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize