I wannas sexs uuuuu
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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