okay pat passed out under dana's car
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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