I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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