A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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